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Saturday, 26 August 2006 |
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said,"Beautiful, ...just fucking beautiful!" |
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man and women
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Saturday, 19 August 2006 |
In Melborne, one of the radio stations pays money ($100-$300) for
people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This morning's story
netted the proud owner $300. The lady said:
"..I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist.
Early one morning I received a phone call from his office that they had
rescheduled me for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed
everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 am already. The
trip to his office usually takes about 35 minutes so I didn't have any
time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra
effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw
off my robe, wet the washcloth laying on the sink, and gave myself a
wash in "that area", taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I
threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car, and raced to my appointment.
I was more than a little surprised when the doctor said, "My..we have
taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" But I didn't
respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal,
etc.
At 6:30 pm my 18 year old daughter was fixing to go to a big school
dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my
washcloth?" I called back for her to get another one from the cabinet.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink..it had
my glitter and sparkles in it."
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Tuesday, 15 August 2006 |
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In addition to e-mooning , here is e-breasts: (o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts
oo a cups
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Saturday, 12 August 2006 |
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Poor porn star is grossed out by the spunk ... 'why did you do that, asshole?" she said. Moment Britney didn't want you to see. This Part never made it on Camera, Poor Britney Four idiots... It cant get worse than this! |
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Thursday, 03 August 2006 |
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more at warnet.ws |
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